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Their shared country stretches from the Atlantic to the Pacific and has 50 states. Its capital is Washington, D.C., but these characters are spread far from it, in New York, Los Angeles and well beyond.

#1BIRTHDAY BIMBO B: Dark Side Recruit With a Signing Pen

Darth Vader once had BIRTHDAY BIMBO B surrounded by stormtroopers, and she asked everyone to guess what happened next, wrong answers only. That is her humour in short: theatrical, game for anything and a little smug. She acts and models, and October keeps her travelling. She is signing at Exxxotica in New Jersey, dancing a Saturday at a Manhattan club and promising New Orleans she will be back. Her plan for a zombie outbreak comes with a facepalm, and she keeps her circle tight: anyone who adds nothing to her life gets no room in it. Her flirting is glossy and sure of itself. Rewards for staying subscribed to her Fansly come as gifts and perks, alongside videos and custom content.

#2Danielle Derek: Bimbo Who Lets the Crowd Vote

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#3Anastasia Pierce: Vegas Insider With a Villain Line

Most creators sell a fantasy, and Anastasia Pierce also teaches other creators how to sell theirs. She coaches them, helps them grow on LoyalFans, and works as a realtor for creators who need a house. On camera she plays a vamp from old Hollywood. Ask fans what part she would play in their film and they reach for classic screen sirens. She has her own line of bad-girl villain cosplay, and a superheroine caper is among the latest. She will spend an afternoon at an antique mall cheering on a friend's booth, and in Vegas, where she lives, she sends friends to the Arts District bars. In September she was in Ibiza and St Tropez. Complete videos and photo sets are shared on LoyalFans, and subscribers get messages.

#4Bet the narratophile: Chess Romantic Behind a Film Camera

Somewhere in Columbus, Ohio, a vintage London travel chess set gets treated like treasure by Bet the narratophile. She plays the game, collects sets for it, and openly looks for anyone who loves it as much as she does. She also keeps a set of self-portraits shot on cheap colour film, one series named after Debord's The Society of the Spectacle. She backs the home team: on one weekend in Midtown she was angling for someone to take her to see the Blue Jackets play the Rangers. The name says it: she is a narrator at heart, and her voice is a big part of the appeal. Her flirting is low and sly. Her Fansly page is where to find her.

#5Laycee: Live Streams and Video Chats

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#7Autumn Blair: Last Word, Every Time

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#9Mrs Morgenstern: Galadriel of the Convention Floor

Her dating pitch was once pure Galadriel: tempestuous as the sea, all shall love me and despair. Mrs Morgenstern is a real Tolkien and Anne Rice reader. She lives in Atlanta and goes to Dragon Con determined to be the weirdest woman there, as Black Cat one year and an elven queen the next. Summer means Bonnaroo. Plenty of wit and a way of laughing at her own mishaps mark this experienced live cam performer, once seen as Jessica Rabbit. Each custom video ordered on her LoyalFans is made to the fan's exact wishes.

#10Supersized Roxxie: Hedonist With a Sweet Tooth

Pizza, pastries and an afternoon at Omega Mart in Vegas: Supersized Roxxie treats life as something to eat with both hands. She calls herself an all-American hedonist and never turns down fast food or dessert. Proud of her Irish side, she touched grass on the Emerald Isle for part of the spring. Easter is a big date in her calendar, summer is for pools and beaches, and her motto says a woman is a changeling, always changing shape. She has some sass too: miss her if you like, she won't care. Subscribers who write get a reply and a chat, and her OnlyFans has a large photo and video collection.

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